I'm Shari Simpson, and I write the blog, Earth Mother Just Means I'm Dusty. I'm a comedy writer and a performer and a public speaker. And I live in Hoboken, New Jersey, the land of Frank Sinatra, and baseball with my 3 children - 2 human, one pug - and my exceedingly patient husband. For hobbies, I knit, though you would never in a million years want to wear anything that I have knitted. Just a warning. And my Golden Nugget of Parenting is I have a 3-pronged approach. The Bible is the foundation, a sense of humor, and a lot ofei. And with that triple play, you could not go wrong.